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Trump Jokes for 2022 — To Keep You Laughing

funnyjokeslist July 25, 2022, 9:51 pm 40 Views

How do Mexicans feel about Trump’s wall? – They’ll get over it. Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese. – He wants to make America grate again. The Pentagon is changing the nuclear codes to over 140 characters, – so Trump can’t tweet it. If Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are in […] More

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20 Hilarious Big Forehead Jokes in 2022

funnyjokeslist July 22, 2022, 10:24 pm 129 Views

Your forehead is so big that you dream in 4K. Your foreheads so big that it has its own gravitational pull Your Forehead is so big. .the photo on yo Driver’s License says “to be continued on the back” Your forehead is a 20-mile taxi ride from your eyebrows to your hairline. Your Forehead is […] More

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25 Cat Jokes and Puns that are Purr-fectly Hilarious

funnyjokeslist July 22, 2022, 9:40 pm 15 Views

Why are cats good at video games! Because they have nine lives! Why are cats bad storytellers? – Because they only have one tale. Why do cats like bonsai trees? Because they are finicky about their chainsaws! Why does a smart cat get its food elsewhere? – Because it tries not to get caught. Why […] More

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25 Pig Jokes and Puns That Will Make You Squeal

funnyjokeslist July 22, 2022, 8:21 pm

Why did God make pigs before politicians? He just needed some practice. What did the pig say to the garbage man? Nothing, he’s not a talker. Why did the pig cross the road? He wanted to get to the other nuts. What did one pig say to another? Boar-ing! (boring). Why did the farmer name […] More

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29 Hilarious Money Jokes That Will Make You Laugh All Day

funnyjokeslist July 6, 2022, 11:18 pm 27 Views

Do you want to hear a money joke? Never mind it makes no cents I’m so broke, that I can’t even afford to pay attention. I’m not a hoarder, I’m a savings enthusiast. The best things in life are free… and expensive. Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy ice cream. And that’s pretty […] More

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Top 33 Hilarious Dark Adopted Jokes

funnyjokeslist March 21, 2022, 8:46 pm 523 Views

Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is What flour do you give an orphan? Self raising Knock Knock. Who’s there? Not your parents I made a website for orphans, It doesn’t have a homepage Why couldn’t the orphan use his iPhone 6 he could find the home button What did the […] More

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21 Terrible Cow Jokes That Are Udderly Amoosing

funnyjokeslist March 20, 2022, 9:00 pm 73 Views

What do you get from a dwarf cow? Condensed milk My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana. The steaks have never been so high What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf? Blue cheese Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? – Because they are lactose. What do […] More

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Knock Knock Jokes For Kids

funnyjokeslist February 3, 2019, 6:46 pm 664 Views

1: Knock,knock! Who’s there?Mikey!Mikey who? Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole! 2: Knock, knock! Who’s there? Ice cream! Ice cream who? Ice cream if you don’t let me in! 3: Knock, knock! Who’s there?Howard!Howard who? Howard I know? 4: Knock, knock! Who’s there? Tank! Tank who? You’re welcome! 5: Knock, knock! Who’s there? Beets! Beets […] More

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Hilarious Jokes

funnyjokeslist February 3, 2019, 4:52 pm 3.5k Views

1. What do you call cheese that’s not yours? A:It’s nacho cheese. 2. What do you get when you put a candle in a suit of armour? A: A knight light. 3. Have you heard about corduroy pillows?! A:They’re making headlines! 4. Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. A: Ba-dum Tish! 5. […] More

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100 Funny Dirty Jokes (Totally NSFW!)

funnyjokeslist August 3, 2018, 3:53 pm 8.5k Views

1: What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies? Bingo 2: What is a lesbian’s favourite thing to eat? A Klondike Bar 3: What is a zebra? 26 sizes larger than an “A” bra. 4: What is better than a cold Bud? A warm bush. 5: What is it when a man talks dirty […] More

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Over 100 Dead Baby Jokes (NSFW)

funnyjokeslist June 29, 2018, 2:51 am 3k Views

1: How are babies and the elderly alike? Both are fun to throw out of moving cars. 2: How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender! 3: How do you get a baby out of a tree? You give a Mexican a stick and tell him it’s a piñata! 4: How […] More

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100 Of The Funniest Chuck Norris Jokes

funnyjokeslist June 29, 2018, 2:49 am 2.4k Views

1) Unlike Mr. T, Chuck Norris doesn’t pity the fool. He roundhouse kicks him. 2) Chuck Norris writes only in the first person because that’s the only person that matters to anyone. 3) Chuck Norris can eat a rubix cube and crap it out solved. 4) Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on […] More

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