- Why are cats good at video games! Because they have nine lives!
- Why are cats bad storytellers? – Because they only have one tale.
- Why do cats like bonsai trees? Because they are finicky about their chainsaws!
- Why does a smart cat get its food elsewhere? – Because it tries not to get caught.
- Why does a cat hate abalones? Because they taste like sea-urchins!
- What do you do if your cat dies? Freeze and hope it goes to heaven!
- Where did the cat go when it lost its tail? – To the retail store!
- Why did the cat get arrested – He was caught littering
- What do gay people and mice have in common? – They both hate pussy cats!
- GOD: make the most fluffy cute thing you can think of
ANGEL: ok…anything else
GOD: YES PUT RAZOR BLADES ON ITS FEET!!! - If I were a cat I’d spend all nine of my lives with you
- What do cats eat for breakfast? – Mice Krispies
- What did the cat say when he got mad? – I’m hissed
- What do polite cats say when they’re in the way? – “Paw-don me! I’m furry sorry.”
- Why did the cat wear a top hat? Because she was feline sassy
- What do you call a feline with a short haircut? – A bob cat, of course
- Why do cats always get their way? They are very purr-suasive!
- What’s a cat’s favorite magazine? Good Mousekeeping!
- Why did the cat wear a fancy dress? She was feline fine!
- What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple!
- What’s a cat’s favorite dessert? Chocolate mouse!
- How do cats stop crimes? They call claw enforcement!
- What’s a cat’s favorite subject in school? Hisss-tory!
- What sports do cats play? Hairball!
- What types of cats purr the best? Purrr-sians!
25 Cat Jokes and Puns that are Purr-fectly Hilarious
Comments