25 Cat Jokes and Puns that are Purr-fectly Hilarious

25 Cat Jokes and Puns that are Purr-fectly Hilarious
  1. Why are cats good at video games! Because they have nine lives!
  2. Why are cats bad storytellers? – Because they only have one tale.
  3. Why do cats like bonsai trees? Because they are finicky about their chainsaws!
  4. Why does a smart cat get its food elsewhere? – Because it tries not to get caught.
  5. Why does a cat hate abalones? Because they taste like sea-urchins!
  6. What do you do if your cat dies? Freeze and hope it goes to heaven!
  7. Where did the cat go when it lost its tail? – To the retail store!
  8. Why did the cat get arrested – He was caught littering
  9. What do gay people and mice have in common? – They both hate pussy cats!
  10.  GOD: make the most fluffy cute thing you can think of
    ANGEL: ok…anything else
  11. If I were a cat I’d spend all nine of my lives with you
  12. What do cats eat for breakfast? – Mice Krispies
  13. What did the cat say when he got mad? – I’m hissed
  14. What do polite cats say when they’re in the way? – “Paw-don me! I’m furry sorry.”
  15. Why did the cat wear a top hat? Because she was feline sassy
  16. What do you call a feline with a short haircut? –  A bob cat, of course
  17. Why do cats always get their way? They are very purr-suasive!
  18. What’s a cat’s favorite magazine? Good Mousekeeping!
  19. Why did the cat wear a fancy dress? She was feline fine!
  20. What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple!
  21. What’s a cat’s favorite dessert? Chocolate mouse!
  22. How do cats stop crimes? They call claw enforcement!
  23. What’s a cat’s favorite subject in school? Hisss-tory!
  24. What sports do cats play? Hairball!
  25. What types of cats purr the best? Purrr-sians!

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