100 Funny Black Jokes

100 Black People Jokes

1. Q: What do you call a barn full of blacks?
A: Antique farm equipment.

2. Q: What do you call a group of blacks in the ocean?
A: An oil spill.

3. Q: What do you call a pool full of black kids?
A: Cocoa Puffs.

4. Q: What do you call an 80-year-old black guy?
A: Antique farm equipment.

5. Q: Why are black people like jelly beans?
A: No one likes the black ones.

6. Q: What was the only thing missing from the million man march?
A. An auctioneer.
7. Q: How do you keep black youth off the streets?
A: Put a KFC on the sidewalk.

8. Q: What do Black lesbians have for breakfast?
A: Cocoa Muffs.

9. Q: Whats the difference between a park bench and a black guy?
A: The park bench can support a family.

10. Q: Why was the black baby crying?
A: He had diarrhoea and thought he was melting.

11. Q: What is black white and rolls around in the sand?
A: A black man and a Segal fighting over a carp.

12. Q: What do you call 9 black guys hanging in a tree???
A: An Alabama windchime.

13. Q: Why don’t blacks celebrate Thanksgiving?
A: KFC isn’t open on holidays.

14. Q: What would Martin Luther King be if he was white?
A: Alive.

15. Q: What are three things you can’t give a black person?
A: A black eye, a fat lip and a job.

16. Q: What’s long and hard on a black man?
A: The first grade.

17. Q: What do you call a bunch of blacks falling down a hill?
A: A mudslide.

18. Q: What did the black kid get for Christmas?
A: Your T.V.

19. Q: Why are black people’s hands white?
A: Because they’re always leaning up against cop cars.

20. Q: What is the difference between a black guy and a pizza
A: A pizza can feed a family of four.

21. Q: Whats the difference between a black guy and a pothole?
A: You swerve around the pothole.

22. Q: Why do black men have bigger penises than white men?
A: Because as kids white men had toys to play with.

23. Q: What do you call ten blacks on the moon?
A: Problems.

24. Q: What do you call the entire black population on the moon?
A: Problem solved.

25. Q: Why don’t black women wear panties to picnics?
A: To keep the flies off the chicken.

26. Q: Why are black ladies pocketbooks so big?
A: They have to put their lipstick somewhere.

27. Q: Why are all black people fast?
A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

28. Q: Why are blacks afraid of lawnmowers?
A: Because it goes run nigger, nigger run.

29. Q: What do you call all the black people at the bottom of the ocean?
A: Solution.

30. Q: Why is there cotton in medicine bottles?
A: To remind the black people they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.

31. Q: Why Do Blacks Hate Country?
A: Every time they here Ho-Down They think someone shot their sister.

32. Q: Why don’t black people like aspirin?
A: They have to pick through cotton to get to them.

33. Q: Why can’t Stevie Wonder read?
A: Cuz he’s black.

34. Q: What’s the difference between bigfoot and a hard-working black man?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted.

35. Q: How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 2 one to screw it in the other to drive the pink Cadillac.

36. Q: What do you call a black man on a stick?
A: A tootsie roll pop.

37. Q: How do they make roads in South Africa?
A: They make the black people lay down and have every other one smile.

38. Q: What do you call a black guy who goes to college?
A: A Basketball player.

39. Q: How can you tell a black person is lying?
A: His lips are moving.

40. Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: The lights out, how can u count them?

41. Q: Why can’t blacks live in the countryside.
A: There are no street corners.

42. Q: Why can’t black people spell.
A: Because there black.

43. Q: What is it called when a black woman is in labour?
A: Constipation.

44. Q: Why Are black people’s hands and feet white?
A: When God painted them he told them to assume the position.

45. Q: A black guy and a Spanish guy are in a car who’s driving?
A: The cop.

46. Q: Why are black people so good at Basketball?
A: Cause all you have to do is RUN … SHOOT … and STEAL.

47. Q: What do you do if you see a black man flopping around on the ground?
A: Stop laughing and reload.

48. Q: What Do You call Mike Tyson if he has no arms or legs?
A: Nigger, Nigger, Nigger!!!!

49. Q: How do you starve a negro to death?
A: Hide his food stamps under his work boots.

50. Q: What do you get if you cross an afro with a black?
A: A microphone.

51. Q: What do you call one black on the moon?
A: Problem.

52. Q: What’s faster than a black guy running down the street with your TV?
A: His brother behind him with the VCR.

53. Q: Whats the difference between a black and tires?
A: When you put chains on tires they don’t sing.

54. Q: Did you hear about the black who died yesterday on Rt. 80?
A: He stuck his head out of the window at 100 mph and his lips beat him to death!

55. Q: Why are jelly beans a lot like the world?
A: Because everyone hates the black ones.

56. Q: Why do black people lean to the centre of their car?
A: They think the smell is coming from the outside.

57. Q: Why did God give Black guy’s big dicks?
A: He felt sorry for putting pubes on their heads.

58. Q: Why are black women like bicycles?
A: They give out free rides.

59. Q: What travels at 200 km an hour?
A: A black man hearing a dollar drop to the ground.

60. Q: What does a black person have in common with a soda machine?
A: They both don’t work and always take your money.

61. Q: How do you break up the “Million Man March”?
A: Fly overhead with helicopters and drop job applications.

62. Q: Why did the black man wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?
A: He said: “If I’m gonna be im-po-tent, I wanna look im-po-tant.”

63. Q: A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who’s driving?
A: The cop!

64. Q: Why are black people’s nostrils so big?
A: Because that’s what God held them by when he was painting them.

65. Q: What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jellybeans?
A: The black ones steal your watch.

66. Q: How do you start a black parade?
A: Roll a 40 down the street.

67. Q: What did the black girl say while having sex?
A: Dad get off me you’re crushing my ciggs.

68. Q: What do you call a Vietnamese guy that wants to be black?
A: Vinegar!

69. Q: What do you call a black guy with a fan?
A: Antique air conditioner.

70. Q: What do you get if you search for baboon in a dictionary?
A: You get a picture of Robert Mugabe.

71. Q: What is black, purple, and yellow?
A: A black person going to church.

72. Q: Why are there more black folk than Indians?
A: Because we haven’t played Cowboys and Black folk yet!

73. Q: How do you hide something from a Black Man?
A: Put it in a book.

74. Q: What’s the difference between a black guy and a trampoline?
A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

75. Q: What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction?
A: Jailbreak.

76. Q: What do you call 4 black guys in a car?
A: Tinted windows.

77. How do you get a nigger to leave you alone?
A: Throw him a basketball!

78. What’s the difference between a naked white woman and a naked black woman?
A: One’s on the cover of Playboy and the others on the cover of National Geographic.

79. Why don’t niggers dream?
A: The last one to have a dream got shot.

80. What does a nigress and an ice hockey player have in common?
A: They both change their pads after 3 periods!

81. Why do blacks have white hands and feet?
A: They were on all fours when God spray painted them!

82. Why do black people have white hands?
A: They were up against the wall when God spray painted them!

83. What do you call two niggers in a sleeping bag?
A:Twix.

84. What would martin luther king be if he was white?
A: Alive

85. Once you go black, you’ll want to kill the OP of this thread for making “once you go black”
jokes.

86.Why are black peoples eyes red after sex?
A: Pepper spray.

87.There’s 1000 black guys and 1 white guy.What do you call the white guy?
A: Warden.

88.How are black people and wolves similar?
A: They both fight in packs.

89. What happens when you stick you hand in a jar of jellybeans?
A: The black ones steal your watch.

90. What do black people and bicycles have in common?
A: They only work with a chain on.

91.There was a tornado in my area the other day.
A: The sky was so black; it took my bike.

92. Why don’t black people pay rent?
A: Because jail is free.

93.Why is making toast like an interracial couple having a baby?
A: It’s annoying when it comes out black.

94. What do you call a black guy in a suit?
A: Guilty.

95. What do you call a black naked man walking in the streets
A: Invisible

96. How does a black women know when she’s pregnant?
A: She pulls out the tampon and the Cotton’s already picked.

97. What’s black, white, and laughing?
A: The nun that pushed her!

98. What’s black, white, and red?
A: A nun that fell down a 100 flight of stairs.

99. what is the difference between Nike and the KKK?
A: nothing, they both make blacks run fast

100. What is white on top and black on bottom?
A: Society

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