Top 33 Hilarious Dark Adopted Jokes

  1. Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is
  2. What flour do you give an orphan? Self raising
  3. Knock Knock. Who’s there? Not your parents
  4. I made a website for orphans, It doesn’t have a homepage
  5. Why couldn’t the orphan use his iPhone 6 he could find the home button
  6. What did the adopted poker player say ? will you raise me
  7. Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they actually come back
  8. What do you call an orphans family reunion? Me Time
  9. Why was the Orphan’s first phone a iPhoneX? Because it didn’t have a home button
  10. What show does an orphan hate? Family Guy
  11. Why can’t orphans work at S.C Johnson? Cause it’s a family company
  12. What is an orphan’s favorite event? Homecoming
  13. Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
  14. Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They wanted someone to call daddy
  15. Why can orphans travel around so much? They never get homesick
  16. What’s an orphan’s favorite Spiderman movie? Spiderman No Way Home
  17. What do you call an Asian kid who’s bad at math? An orphan.
  18. What is the one kind of work orphans don’t know? Homework.
  19. What’s an orphans favorite part of a website? The Homepage
  20. What is an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Feud
  21. Why do orphans want to be communist? So they would have a motherland.
  22. What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Homemade cookies
  23. What story does an orphan always get kicked out of? Home depot
  24. Why can’t orphans play poker because they don’t know what a full house is
  25. What’s an orphan’s favorite song? Gimme Shelter
  26. Why can’t orphans be gay? They don’t know who to call daddy
  27. What’s the difference between a nose and an orphan? A nose gets picked more
  28. What do orphans have in common with mute children? They can’t talk to their parents
  29. Why can’t orphans learn about Ancient Egypt? Because they won’t know what a mummy is.
  30. What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.
  31. Why do orphans wanna be criminals? So that they can be wanted.
  32. What’s the difference between an orphan and a dog? A dog gets adopted.
  33. Why do orphans hate Costco? Because they cant get in and try the free samples

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