- Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is
- What flour do you give an orphan? Self raising
- Knock Knock. Who’s there? Not your parents
- I made a website for orphans, It doesn’t have a homepage
- Why couldn’t the orphan use his iPhone 6 he could find the home button
- What did the adopted poker player say ? will you raise me
- Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they actually come back
- What do you call an orphans family reunion? Me Time
- Why was the Orphan’s first phone a iPhoneX? Because it didn’t have a home button
- What show does an orphan hate? Family Guy
- Why can’t orphans work at S.C Johnson? Cause it’s a family company
- What is an orphan’s favorite event? Homecoming
- Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
- Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They wanted someone to call daddy
- Why can orphans travel around so much? They never get homesick
- What’s an orphan’s favorite Spiderman movie? Spiderman No Way Home
- What do you call an Asian kid who’s bad at math? An orphan.
- What is the one kind of work orphans don’t know? Homework.
- What’s an orphans favorite part of a website? The Homepage
- What is an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Feud
- Why do orphans want to be communist? So they would have a motherland.
- What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Homemade cookies
- What story does an orphan always get kicked out of? Home depot
- Why can’t orphans play poker because they don’t know what a full house is
- What’s an orphan’s favorite song? Gimme Shelter
- Why can’t orphans be gay? They don’t know who to call daddy
- What’s the difference between a nose and an orphan? A nose gets picked more
- What do orphans have in common with mute children? They can’t talk to their parents
- Why can’t orphans learn about Ancient Egypt? Because they won’t know what a mummy is.
- What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.
- Why do orphans wanna be criminals? So that they can be wanted.
- What’s the difference between an orphan and a dog? A dog gets adopted.
- Why do orphans hate Costco? Because they cant get in and try the free samples
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