21 Terrible Cow Jokes That Are Udderly Amoosing

Terrible Cow Jokes
  1. What do you get from a dwarf cow? Condensed milk
  2. My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana. The steaks have never been so high
  3. What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf? Blue cheese
  4. Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? – Because they are lactose.
  5. What do you get when a cow is caught in an earthquake? YOU GET A MILKSHAKE!
  6. Where do cows get their medicine ? At the farmacy.
  7. How does a cow become invisible? – Through camooflage.
  8. What do you call a cow that just gave birth? De-calf-inated
  9. What does a cow say when he remembers something? “I have deja moo!”
  10. What do you call a cow who plays an instrument? – A moosician.
  11. How do you count cows? – With a Cowculator.
  12. What did the mother cow say to the baby cow? “It’s pasture bed time.”
  13. Why was the cow afraid? He was a cow-herd.
  14. Why did the cow not want to talk to the other cow? because they had beef with each other
  15. What do you call a cow that eats grass? A lawn mooer
  16. What do you call a funny cow? A cowmedian
  17. What cow can part water? Mooses
  18. What do you call an idiotic cow? A mis-steak!
  19. What do you call a cow with a twitch? – Beef jerky.
  20. What do you call a short cow in tall grass? Udderly tickled
  21. What do you call a cow with two legs? Yo Mama

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