- What do you get from a dwarf cow? Condensed milk
- My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana. The steaks have never been so high
- What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf? Blue cheese
- Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? – Because they are lactose.
- What do you get when a cow is caught in an earthquake? YOU GET A MILKSHAKE!
- Where do cows get their medicine ? At the farmacy.
- How does a cow become invisible? – Through camooflage.
- What do you call a cow that just gave birth? De-calf-inated
- What does a cow say when he remembers something? “I have deja moo!”
- What do you call a cow who plays an instrument? – A moosician.
- How do you count cows? – With a Cowculator.
- What did the mother cow say to the baby cow? “It’s pasture bed time.”
- Why was the cow afraid? He was a cow-herd.
- Why did the cow not want to talk to the other cow? because they had beef with each other
- What do you call a cow that eats grass? A lawn mooer
- What do you call a funny cow? A cowmedian
- What cow can part water? Mooses
- What do you call an idiotic cow? A mis-steak!
- What do you call a cow with a twitch? – Beef jerky.
- What do you call a short cow in tall grass? Udderly tickled
- What do you call a cow with two legs? Yo Mama