- How do Mexicans feel about Trump’s wall? – They’ll get over it.
- Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese. – He wants to make America grate again.
- The Pentagon is changing the nuclear codes to over 140 characters, – so Trump can’t tweet it.
- If Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are in a boat and it capsizes. Who survives? – America.
- Why does Donald Trump take Xanax? – For Hispanic attacks!
- Why did Trump decide to build the wall? – Because China built a wall and they do not have any Mexicans.
- Trump is going too far. – He deported a printer because it didn’t have papers.
- What is Donald Trump’s favorite game? – Fortnite. Because he can build walls for free.
- Donald: If I lose this election, I will leave the country.
Joe: Bi den
- How’s Donald Trump going to get rid of all the Mexicans? – Juan by Juan.
- What did Trump rename the Presidential plane? — Hair Force One!
- Why can’t Trump go to the White House anymore? Because it’s for biden!
- What is Donald Trump’s favorite nation? – Discrimination.
- Which Disney character loves Trump the most? – Snow White Supremacist.
- If Donald Trump gets elected, there’ll be hell toupée
- Donald Trump has just won another state — Denial.
- Donald Trump is a successful investor. — in the laughing stock market.