Trump Jokes for 2022 — To Keep You Laughing

Donald Trump jokes
  1. How do Mexicans feel about Trump’s wall? – They’ll get over it.
  2. Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese. – He wants to make America grate again.
  3. The Pentagon is changing the nuclear codes to over 140 characters, – so Trump can’t tweet it.
  4. If Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are in a boat and it capsizes. Who survives? – America.
  5. Why does Donald Trump take Xanax? – For Hispanic attacks!
  6. Why did Trump decide to build the wall?  – Because China built a wall and they do not have any Mexicans.
  7. Trump is going too far. – He deported a printer because it didn’t have papers.
  8. What is Donald Trump’s favorite game? – Fortnite. Because he can build walls for free.
  9. Donald: If I lose this election, I will leave the country.
    Joe: Bi den
  10. How’s Donald Trump going to get rid of all the Mexicans? – Juan by Juan.
  11. What did Trump rename the Presidential plane? — Hair Force One!
  12. Why can’t Trump go to the White House anymore? Because it’s for biden!
  13. What is Donald Trump’s favorite nation? – Discrimination.
  14. Which Disney character loves Trump the most? – Snow White Supremacist.
  15. If Donald Trump gets elected, there’ll be hell toupée
  16. Donald Trump has just won another state — Denial.
  17. Donald Trump is a successful investor. — in the laughing stock market.

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