Knock Knock Jokes For Kids

1: Knock,knock! Who’s there?Mikey!Mikey who?

Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole!

2: Knock, knock! Who’s there? Ice cream! Ice cream who?

Ice cream if you don’t let me in!

3: Knock, knock! Who’s there?Howard!Howard who?

Howard I know?

4: Knock, knock! Who’s there? Tank! Tank who?

You’re welcome!

5: Knock, knock! Who’s there? Beets! Beets who?

Beets me!

6: Knock, knock! Who’s there? Spell who?

W-H-O

7: Knock, knock! Who’s there? Frank! Frank who?

Frank you for being my friend!

8: Knock, knock! Who’s there? Cows! Cows who?

Cows go ‘moo’ not who

9: Knock, knock! Who’s there? Wooden shoe! Wooden shoe who?

Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?

10: Knock, knock! Who’s there? A titch! A titch who?

Bless you!

11: Knock, knock! Who’s there? Luke! Luke who?

Luke through the keyhole and you can see!

12: Knock, knock! Who’s there? Honey bee. Honey bee who?

Honey bee a dear and get me some water.

13: Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Frostbite! Frostbite who?

Frostbite yer food, then chew it!

14: Knock, knock! Who is there? Teddy! Teddy who?

Teddy (today) is the first day of school!

15: Knock, knock! Who’s there? Boo! Boo who?

Oh don’t cry, it’s just a joke.

16: Knock, knock! Who’s there? Canoe who?

Canoe help me with my homework?

17: Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange.Orange who?

Orange (aren’t) you glad there is no school on Saturday?

18: Knock, knock! Who’s there? Dewey who?

Dewey have to go to school today?

19: Knock,knock! Who’s there? Don Juan! Don Juan who?

Don Juan to go to school!

20: Knock, knock! Who’s there? Justin who?

Justin time for school!

21: Knock, knock! Who’s there? Al who?

Al (I’ll) give you a kiss because I love you!

22: Knock, knock! Who’s there? Stay who?

Stay home from school if you feel ill.

23: Knock, knock! Who’s there! B-4! B-4 who?

B-4 you go to school, do your homework!

23: Knock, knock! Who’s there? Olive who?

Olive you!

24: Knock, knock! Who’s there? I love. I love who?

You forgot who you love?

25: Knock, knock! Who’s there?

See, you already forgot me!

26: Knock, knock! Who’s there?Howard!Howard who?

Howard you like a big hug!

27: Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Holly who?

Holly-days are here again!

28: Knock, knock! Who’s there? Bertha Bertha who?

Bertha-day greetings!

29: Knock, knock! Who’s there? Stopwatch.Stopwatch who?

Stopwatch your doing and have a happy birthday!

30: Knock, knock! Who’s there? Abby. Abby who?

Abby birthday to you!

31: Knock, Knock! Who’s there?Avery who?

Avery merry Christmas!

32: Knock, Knock! Who’s there?Mary who?

Mary Christmas!

33: Knock, Knock! Who’s there?Rabbit who?

Rabbit carefully, it’s a present.

34: Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Oakham who?

Oakham all ye faithfull…!

35: Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Donut who?

Donut open till Christmas!

36: Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Twick who?

Twick or Tweet!

37: Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Witch who?

Witch one of you will give me some Halloween candy

38: Knock, Knock! (Trick or Treat!) ho’s there? Tinker Bell! Tinker Bell who?

Tinker Bell is out of order!

39: Knock, Knock!! Who’s there? Ben who?

Ben waiting for Halloween all year!

40: Knock, knock! Who’s there? A door!A door who?

A-door-able me wishing you a happy birthday!

41: Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Wolvesly who?

Wolvesly say Happy Howloween!

42: Knock, knock! Who’s there? EyesoreEyesore who?

Eyesore (I sure) do love you!

43: Knock, knock! Who’s there? Wanda! Wanda who?

Wanda wish you a happy birthday!

44: Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Phillip who?

Phillip my bag with Halloween candy!

45: Knock, Knock! Who’s there? You Who?

Yoo Hoo Big Summer Blowout.

46: Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Ken. Ken who?

Ken I come in? It is cold out here!

47: Knock, knock! Who’s there? Gorilla! Gorilla who?

Gorilla me a cheese sandwich.

48: Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Snow who?

Snow use. I forgot my name again!

49: Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Icy!Icy who?

Icy what you are doing!

50: Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Will. Will who?

Will you let me in? It’s freezing out here!

51: Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Guitar!Guitar who?

Guitar coats, it’s cold outside!

52: Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Toucan who?

Toucan play this game!

53: Knock, knock! Who’s there? Amos who?

A Mosquito bit me.

54: Knock, knock! Who’s there? Goat who?

Goat to the door and find out.

55: Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Ice Cream Soda! Ice Cream Soda who?
Ice cream soda whole world will hear.

56: Knock, knock! Who’s there? Viper who?

Viper nose, it’s running!

57: Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Ice cream! Ice cream who?

Ice cream if you won’t let me eat!

58: Knock, Knock! Who’s there? A herd. A herd who?

I herd you were home, so I came over!

59: Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Figs! Figs who?

Figs the doorbell, it’s broken.

60: Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Water!Water who?

Water you doing?

61: Knock, Knock!Who’s there? Broccoli who?

Broccoli doesn’t have a last name, silly.

62: Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Kiwi who?

Kiwi go to the store?

63: Knock, Knock!Who’s there? Honeydew!Honeydew who?

Honeydew you love me?

64: Knock, knock? Who’s there? Turnip who?

Turnip the volume, it’s my favorite song!

65: Knock, Knock!Who’s there? Eat who?

Eat your veggies!

66: Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Carrot who?

Carrot-e CHOP

67: Knock, Knock!Who’s there? Lettuce who?

Lettuce go to the park!

68: Knock, Knock! Who’s there? I did up.I did up who?

You did a poo?

69: Knock, Knock!Who’s there? Wynaut who?

Wynaut come out to play!

70: Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Poop.Poop who?

Haha, you just said poo-poo!

71: Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Beets!Beets who?

Beets me! I thought you knew.

72: Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Dewott who?

Dewott I say!

73: Knock, Knock!Who’s there? Rhydon who?

You are Rhydon time!

74: Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Arcainine. Arcainine who?

Arcainine needs to go to the vet!

75: Knock, knock!Who’s there? Annie who?

Annie body home?

76: Knock, knock!W ho’s there? Cargo!Cargo who?

Cargo “Beep beep”!

77: Knock, knock!Who’s there? Watson who?

Watson TV tonight?

78: Knock, knock!W ho’s there? AB. AB who?

AB C D E F G H…

79: Knock, knock! Who’s there? Dishes who?

Dish is a nice place!

80: Knock, knock! Who’s there? Amy who?

Amy ‘fraid I’ve forgotten!

81: Knock, knock! Who’s there? Police who?

Po-li-ce (sound like please) open the door?

82: Knock, knock! Who’s there? Wire who?

Wire you always asking ‘who’s there’?

83: Knock, knock! Who’s there? Needle who?

Needle little help in the kitchen

84: Knock, knock! Who’s there? Ya who?

I’m excited to see you too!

85: Knock, knock! Who’s there? Frank!Frank who?

Frank you for being my friend! (aww)

86: Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Raichu who?

Raichu are!

87: Knock, knock! Who’s there? Witches who?

Witches the way home?

88: Knock, knock! Who’s there? To Who?

No, it is to whom.

89: Knock, knock! Who’s there? Yaw who?

Are you a cowboy?

90: Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Ivysaur who?

Ivysaur wrist.

91: Knock, knock! Who’s there? Icon who?

Icon tell more knock-knock jokes than you can.

92: Knock, knock! Who’s there? Beehive who?

Beehive yourself or you’ll get into trouble.

94: Knock, knock! Who’s there? Allison who?

Allison Wonderland is a fun story!

95: Knock, knock! Who’s there? Radio who?

Radio (ready or) not, here I come!

96: Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Europe. Europe who?

No, you’re a poo!

97: Knock, knock! Who’s there? Peas who?

Peas pass the butter!

98: Knock, knock! Who’s there? I love.I love who?

I don’t know, why don’t you tell me!

99: Knock, knock. Who’s there? Etch. Etch who?

Bless you!

100: Knock, knock Who’s there? Merry. Merry who?

Merry Christmas

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