1: Knock,knock! Who’s there?Mikey!Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole!
2: Knock, knock! Who’s there? Ice cream! Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t let me in!
3: Knock, knock! Who’s there?Howard!Howard who?
Howard I know?
4: Knock, knock! Who’s there? Tank! Tank who?
You’re welcome!
5: Knock, knock! Who’s there? Beets! Beets who?
Beets me!
6: Knock, knock! Who’s there? Spell who?
W-H-O
7: Knock, knock! Who’s there? Frank! Frank who?
Frank you for being my friend!
8: Knock, knock! Who’s there? Cows! Cows who?
Cows go ‘moo’ not who
9: Knock, knock! Who’s there? Wooden shoe! Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
10: Knock, knock! Who’s there? A titch! A titch who?
Bless you!
11: Knock, knock! Who’s there? Luke! Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole and you can see!
12: Knock, knock! Who’s there? Honey bee. Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get me some water.
13: Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Frostbite! Frostbite who?
Frostbite yer food, then chew it!
14: Knock, knock! Who is there? Teddy! Teddy who?
Teddy (today) is the first day of school!
15: Knock, knock! Who’s there? Boo! Boo who?
Oh don’t cry, it’s just a joke.
16: Knock, knock! Who’s there? Canoe who?
Canoe help me with my homework?
17: Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange.Orange who?
Orange (aren’t) you glad there is no school on Saturday?
18: Knock, knock! Who’s there? Dewey who?
Dewey have to go to school today?
19: Knock,knock! Who’s there? Don Juan! Don Juan who?
Don Juan to go to school!
20: Knock, knock! Who’s there? Justin who?
Justin time for school!
21: Knock, knock! Who’s there? Al who?
Al (I’ll) give you a kiss because I love you!
22: Knock, knock! Who’s there? Stay who?
Stay home from school if you feel ill.
23: Knock, knock! Who’s there! B-4! B-4 who?
B-4 you go to school, do your homework!
23: Knock, knock! Who’s there? Olive who?
Olive you!
24: Knock, knock! Who’s there? I love. I love who?
You forgot who you love?
25: Knock, knock! Who’s there?
See, you already forgot me!
26: Knock, knock! Who’s there?Howard!Howard who?
Howard you like a big hug!
27: Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Holly who?
Holly-days are here again!
28: Knock, knock! Who’s there? Bertha Bertha who?
Bertha-day greetings!
29: Knock, knock! Who’s there? Stopwatch.Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch your doing and have a happy birthday!
30: Knock, knock! Who’s there? Abby. Abby who?
Abby birthday to you!
31: Knock, Knock! Who’s there?Avery who?
Avery merry Christmas!
32: Knock, Knock! Who’s there?Mary who?
Mary Christmas!
33: Knock, Knock! Who’s there?Rabbit who?
Rabbit carefully, it’s a present.
34: Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Oakham who?
Oakham all ye faithfull…!
35: Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Donut who?
Donut open till Christmas!
36: Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Twick who?
Twick or Tweet!
37: Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Witch who?
Witch one of you will give me some Halloween candy
38: Knock, Knock! (Trick or Treat!) ho’s there? Tinker Bell! Tinker Bell who?
Tinker Bell is out of order!
39: Knock, Knock!! Who’s there? Ben who?
Ben waiting for Halloween all year!
40: Knock, knock! Who’s there? A door!A door who?
A-door-able me wishing you a happy birthday!
41: Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Wolvesly who?
Wolvesly say Happy Howloween!
42: Knock, knock! Who’s there? EyesoreEyesore who?
Eyesore (I sure) do love you!
43: Knock, knock! Who’s there? Wanda! Wanda who?
Wanda wish you a happy birthday!
44: Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Phillip who?
Phillip my bag with Halloween candy!
45: Knock, Knock! Who’s there? You Who?
Yoo Hoo Big Summer Blowout.
46: Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Ken. Ken who?
Ken I come in? It is cold out here!
47: Knock, knock! Who’s there? Gorilla! Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a cheese sandwich.
48: Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Snow who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again!
49: Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Icy!Icy who?
Icy what you are doing!
50: Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Will. Will who?
Will you let me in? It’s freezing out here!
51: Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Guitar!Guitar who?
Guitar coats, it’s cold outside!
52: Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Toucan who?
Toucan play this game!
53: Knock, knock! Who’s there? Amos who?
A Mosquito bit me.
54: Knock, knock! Who’s there? Goat who?
Goat to the door and find out.
55: Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Ice Cream Soda! Ice Cream Soda who?
Ice cream soda whole world will hear.
56: Knock, knock! Who’s there? Viper who?
Viper nose, it’s running!
57: Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Ice cream! Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you won’t let me eat!
58: Knock, Knock! Who’s there? A herd. A herd who?
I herd you were home, so I came over!
59: Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Figs! Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken.
60: Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Water!Water who?
Water you doing?
61: Knock, Knock!Who’s there? Broccoli who?
Broccoli doesn’t have a last name, silly.
62: Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Kiwi who?
Kiwi go to the store?
63: Knock, Knock!Who’s there? Honeydew!Honeydew who?
Honeydew you love me?
64: Knock, knock? Who’s there? Turnip who?
Turnip the volume, it’s my favorite song!
65: Knock, Knock!Who’s there? Eat who?
Eat your veggies!
66: Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Carrot who?
Carrot-e CHOP
67: Knock, Knock!Who’s there? Lettuce who?
Lettuce go to the park!
68: Knock, Knock! Who’s there? I did up.I did up who?
You did a poo?
69: Knock, Knock!Who’s there? Wynaut who?
Wynaut come out to play!
70: Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Poop.Poop who?
Haha, you just said poo-poo!
71: Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Beets!Beets who?
Beets me! I thought you knew.
72: Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Dewott who?
Dewott I say!
73: Knock, Knock!Who’s there? Rhydon who?
You are Rhydon time!
74: Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Arcainine. Arcainine who?
Arcainine needs to go to the vet!
75: Knock, knock!Who’s there? Annie who?
Annie body home?
76: Knock, knock!W ho’s there? Cargo!Cargo who?
Cargo “Beep beep”!
77: Knock, knock!Who’s there? Watson who?
Watson TV tonight?
78: Knock, knock!W ho’s there? AB. AB who?
AB C D E F G H…
79: Knock, knock! Who’s there? Dishes who?
Dish is a nice place!
80: Knock, knock! Who’s there? Amy who?
Amy ‘fraid I’ve forgotten!
81: Knock, knock! Who’s there? Police who?
Po-li-ce (sound like please) open the door?
82: Knock, knock! Who’s there? Wire who?
Wire you always asking ‘who’s there’?
83: Knock, knock! Who’s there? Needle who?
Needle little help in the kitchen
84: Knock, knock! Who’s there? Ya who?
I’m excited to see you too!
85: Knock, knock! Who’s there? Frank!Frank who?
Frank you for being my friend! (aww)
86: Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Raichu who?
Raichu are!
87: Knock, knock! Who’s there? Witches who?
Witches the way home?
88: Knock, knock! Who’s there? To Who?
No, it is to whom.
89: Knock, knock! Who’s there? Yaw who?
Are you a cowboy?
90: Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Ivysaur who?
Ivysaur wrist.
91: Knock, knock! Who’s there? Icon who?
Icon tell more knock-knock jokes than you can.
92: Knock, knock! Who’s there? Beehive who?
Beehive yourself or you’ll get into trouble.
94: Knock, knock! Who’s there? Allison who?
Allison Wonderland is a fun story!
95: Knock, knock! Who’s there? Radio who?
Radio (ready or) not, here I come!
96: Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Europe. Europe who?
No, you’re a poo!
97: Knock, knock! Who’s there? Peas who?
Peas pass the butter!
98: Knock, knock! Who’s there? I love.I love who?
I don’t know, why don’t you tell me!
99: Knock, knock. Who’s there? Etch. Etch who?
Bless you!
100: Knock, knock Who’s there? Merry. Merry who?
Merry Christmas
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