61+ Funny Racist Jokes

61+ Racist Jokes

1. Why did the Pakistani cross the road?
Because the American government was subsidizing the construction of mango harvesting and preservation infrastructure in the region on the other side, allowing farmers with the necessary means to develop strong ties to American markets and earn significant profits.

2. Racism works both ways. Y’all gotta stop calling white folks crackers. The politically correct term is Saltine American

3. How do you stop five white guys from raping a white woman?
Throw them a golf ball.

4. Whats the difference between a white man and a snake?
One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake

5. What do you call a gang of white people?
Cracker Stack!

6. What does a white man do at the club?
Pout while all the colored folk are bumpin & grindin with all of his fine white bitches.

7. Do you know why so many blacks were killed in Vietnam?
Because every time the sergeant said: Get down! they stood up and started dancing.

8. What do you call an Asian porn star?

9. What do you call a Mexican with a new car?

10. Why dont Arabs have drivers and sex ed on the same day?
The camels would get to tired

11. What is a turbine?
Something an Arab wears on his head.

12. What do Arab’s yell out at a down town strip joint?
Show us ya face!!

13. What does Al-Libi use for his defense during his trial?
His alibi.

14. Why don’t arabs take their wives to soccer games?
Because they jump the fence and eat the grass!

15. What would you call an Arab who owns a harem of cows?
A milk Sheik!

16. The people of Saudi Arabia don’t like the Flintstones but the people of Abu Dhabi do.

17.I first discovered I was dyslexic when I went to an Abba themed party dressed like an Arab.

18.What do you do with a dead Texan who’s too big for his coffin?
Give him an enema and put him in a shoebox.

19. How do you brainwash a Frenchman?
Fill his underpants with water.

20. Every time I get my dick sucked by a white girl, I close my eyes & if I listen closely I can hear my slave ancestors cheering for me

21. Why did the white guy go to the black guy’s yard sale?
To get his stuff back.

22. How do you blind an Chinese woman?
You put a windshield in front of her.

23. What do you call a bench full of white people?
The NBA!

24. What happens when a Mexican and an China man make a baby?
A car thief who can’t actually drive is born.

25. Why did the California Gurl resolve to have only 3 children?
She heard that one out of every four children born in the world is Chinese

26. What do you call a dumb Chinese prostitute?
Wun Dum Ho

27. What do the Vietnamese do during erections?
They vote.

28. What’s faster than a speeding bullet?
A jew with a coupon!

29. Why do blacks call white people « honkies »?
Thats the last noise they hear before the white people run them over.

30. Why do blacks wear wide-brimmed hats?
So pigeons can’t shit on their lips.

31. What is the American dream?
A million blacks swimming back to Africa with a Jew under each arm!

32. Mexican wins gold medal in pole vaulting?
He had plenty of practice at the border

33. The KKK bought the movie rights to Roots, they play it backwards so it has a happy ending.

34. A lady nxt 2 me on the plane started 2 freak out when she realised I was pakistani. I laughed so hard my grenades nearly fell outa my pocket

35. Why do black people have white hands?
Everyone has some good in them.

36. Why is the dragon the luckiest of the Chinese zodiac?
Because it’s the only animal that the Chinese can’t eat.

37. I don’t know if I’m Mexican or Hawaiian
Filipino people problems…

38. Why do blacks keep chickens in their back yards?
To teach their kids how to walk.

39. How do you make a black nervous?
Take him to an auction.

40. How does a black woman fight crime?
She has an abortion.

41. Why do black people call each other Monica?
You know good and well that’s not what they’re saying Monica…

42. We shouldn’t discriminate against gays. Discrimination is a crime
and crime is for blacks

43. How do you stop a black from drowning?
You don’t.

44. My dream is to move to India, or Pakistan.
And become a cab driver.

45. Did you hear that police have dug up Harold Shipman’s back garden.
They found 25 more bodies, all of them Pakistani. The police think he has been doing a few foreigners on the side!

46. A machine invented 2 catch thieves was tested.
In UK, It caught 50 thieves in 30 min, Spain: It caught 110.
Pakistan: In 15 min machine was stolen.

47. Why do white people like to play hockey?
Its the only other way to beat something black up if theyre not a cop.

48. What did the white redneck say to his wife when she told him their black neighbors was coming over for Christmas?
So much for a white Christmas this year!

49. Why do so many white people get lost skiing?
Its hard to find them in the snow.

50. Why are we so sure that Eve was African? If she were white, she wouldn’t have eaten that apple! She would say, Is this organic?  If she had been Asian, she’d have eaten the damn snake!

51. How do you kill a cracker’s sister?
Kill their mom.

52. What do you get if you cross the Australian cricket team with an OXO cube?
A laughing stock.

53. What’s the difference between a catfish and an Arab woman?
One’s got whiskers and smells. The other is a fish!

54. Black girls with acne look like Nestle Crunch bars

55. Why did the Arab trade his wife for an outhouse?
Because the hole was smaller and the smell was better!

56. Did you hear about the winner of the Afghani beauty contest?
Me neither…

57. A guy walked up to an Arab woman and said, Excuse me, but can I smell your cunt?
Most certainly not! said the Arab lady. Oh,! said the guy, It must be your feet then!

58. An Englishman, American and an Arab were sitting in a bar one day talking about their families.The Englishman said, I have ten kids at home and if I have another one then I will have a full soccer team! Well, said the American, I have 15 kids at home and if I have another one I will have a football team!  But, said the Arab smiling, I have 17 wives at home and if I have another one I will have a golf course!

59. What’s the difference between an Arab an ET?
ET went home!

60. How do you get an Arab woman pregnant?
Cum all over her feet and let the flies do the rest!

61. Whats black and white and red all over?
A race war.

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